So you’ve stumbled upon the best website on the internet. And now you wish to learn more about me.

My name is Kittsy Winters. I’m a 7 year old ferocious cat, and my birthday is May 5. My favorite food is your failed dreams birds. Cat treats or cockroaches are also yummy though. I love fashion, sparkles, and shoes. I am highly intelligent, I graduated college when I was 6 months old. I will fight other cats, and you.

You should always look over your shoulder, because I am likely to be there, about to pounce on you.

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